obliviousally | character ramblings // birthdates

amrit brar's shitty horoscopes got brought up in a server i'm in and it made me start thinking about character zodiacs and then it made me start compiling character birthdays and then i wanted it to look fancy and then i needed a blurb so that's what i hyperfocused on all day today lol

i was actually really surprised to see a lot of same birthdays among characters w/o much connection to each other. i was ALSO surprised to find some chars with birthdays next to each other that were NOT planned in any way, shape, or form (nacht and courtney in particular!!)

i wanna work thru my chars that don't have birthdays and eventually give them some lol.

characters with a triangle after them belong to the husband. characters with a circle after them belong to a friend. characters with that fancy star/diamond shape are born on a cusp day. i also fuckin hand typed all the blurbs from born on a rotten day which is absolutely, hands down, my favorite astrology book

Aries // March 21 – April 19

"Aries, first sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Self. Astrology textbooks describe the Ram, as a charming, enthusiastic, natural-born leader who gleefully rushes through life with tremendous joie de vivre. The truth is, this bossy, egotistical motormouth is as self-absorbed as a two-year-old, and has a me-complex the size of Texas."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

March 27	Patriot	April 4	Anthony ▴
March	---	April 6	Velise ▴
March	---	April 7	Phoenix
March	---	April 7	Jo
March	---	April 8	Ally/Angel
March	---	April 8	Kailani
March	---	April 16	Lexine

Taurus // April 20 – May 20

"Taurus, the second sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Money and Possessions. Traditional astrology kindly describes this Fixed-Earth sign as a steadfast, discriminating, thrifty homebody who is a great cook. Your real-life version more closely resembles a stubborn, judgmental, boring miser with a weight problem."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

April	---	May 2	Samantha
April	---	May 2	Wesson
April	---	May 2	Todd ▴
April	---	May	---
April	---	May	---

Gemini // May 21 – June 21

"Gemini, the third sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Communication and Short Trips. Conventional astrology says that Twins are energetic, versatile charmers and intelligent, multitasking, social butterflies. Truth is, being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

May	---	June 9	Hannah
May	---	June 9	Shira
May	---	June 9	Soie
May	---	June 16	Boudin ▴
May	---	June 18	Ethan ●

Cancer // June 22 – July 22

"Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Home. Feel-good astrology promotes Cancer as private, nurturing, and deeply committed to family and friends. Truth is Crabs are oblique, manipulating, and should be committed by their families and friends."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

June	---	July 8	Estefan
June	---	July 12	Gwen
June	---	July 17	Heather
June	---	July 17	Nacht ▴
June	---	July 18	Courtney
June	---	July	---

Leo // July 23 – August 22

"Leo the Lion is the fifth sign of the zodiac and lives in the House of Creativity and Sex. Any astrology book will tell you that Leos are proud, self-assured, exuberant fun lovers who are loyal, generous, and elegant. A Leo astrologer wrote those books. Truth is, Lions are attention-grabbing, overbearing egomaniacs whose childish, self-centered behavior is exceeded only by their obnoxious attempts to boss around everyone else."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

July	---	August 1	Jason
July	---	August	---
July	---	August	---
July	---	August	---
July	---	August	---

Virgo // August 23 – September 22

"Virgo, the sixth sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Service and Health. Tactful astrology depicts Virgo as a modest, practical peach of a person who is superbly logical, discriminating, and meticulous. A more accurate description might reveal an anal, subjective, self-absorbed fussbudget who is critical, sanctimonious, and cheap."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

August 26	Chase	September 3	Pepper
August 29	Dom	September 20	Bucky ▴
August	---	September	---
August	---	September	---
August	---	September	---

Libra // September 23 – October 22

"Libra's symbol, the Scales, represents life's continual balancing act. Libra lives in the Seventh House of Partnerships. Sugar-coated astrology tells us that Libras are harmonious, impartial, diplomatic peacemakers who seek truth, beauty, and the perfect mate. Truth is, beneath that cloying smile lives a self-indulgent, indecisive gold digger who has the personality of a leaf."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

September 28	Juliana	October	---
September	---	October	---
September	---	October	---
September	---	October	---
September	---	October	---

Scorpio // October 23 – November 22

"Scorpio, the eight sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Death, Sex, and Other People's Possessions. Convention astrology describes Scorpio as an intense, mysterious, sensual creature blessed with the gift of regeneration, like Phoenix rising from the ashes. Make that Dracula rising from the coffin. Rotten Scorpios are obsessed, stealthy, corporal control freaks who replenish their egos at everyone's expense."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

October 28	Ben ▴	November 12	Nitro ▴
October 28	Alec ▴	November 12	Gabe ▴
October 31	Elle ▴	November 12	Gram ▴
October 31	Sitara ▴	November	---
October	---	November	---

Sagittarius // November 23 – December 21

"Sagittarius lives in the Ninth House of Philosophy, Adventure, and Long-Distance Travel. In astrological myth, this Mutable Fire sign is described as a gregarious, honest fun-lover who was both with a philosophical outlook and a yen to wander. The rotten truth is that this tactless, vociferous bore galumphs through the world with one foot caught in a bucket and the other lodged firmly between their overdeveloped jaws."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

November	---	December 2	Laurie
November	---	December 3	Nataliya
November	---	December 16	Danielle ▴
November	---	December 16	Kyle ▴
November	---	December	---

Capricorn // December 22 – January 19

"The House of Career and Public Recognition is home to the tenth sign of the zodiac, Capricorn. Generous astrological descriptions of the Sea-Goat include a conventional, determined, and purposeful person with a discriminating sense of taste and style. What you get is a pompous, domineering social climber, waving Robert's Rules of Order in one hand and a prenuptial agreement in the other."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

December	---	January 1	Caine ▴
December	---	January 2	Soshanna ▴
December	---	January 10	Sorrell
December	---	January 12	Gigi
December	---	January 19	Ryan ● ⯌

Aquarius // January 20 – February 18

"Aquarius, the eleventh sign of the zodiac, lives in the House of Friendship, Intellect, and Idealism. Kind astrology describes the Water Bearer as an assertive, original, and idealistic individualist who treats every person equally. What you get is an in-you-face eccentric who spouts assorted oddball ideologies to anyone they can corner."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

January 23	Adara	February 10	Poe
January 24	Smith ▴	February 10	Connor
January	---	February 18	Jeanine ⯌
January	---	February	---
January	---	February	---

Pisces // February 19 – March 20

"Pisces, the twelfth and last sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Sorrows, Secrets, and Self-Undoing. Astrology books customarily paint the Pisces as visionary, imaginative, and introspective souls who have a natural, empathetic, understanding of the human condition. Scrape off the gloss and you'll find a reality-challenged dreamer who is gullible, disorganized, chronically distraught, and totally helpless."
- Born on a Rotten Day, Hazel Dixon-Cooper

February 25	Spazz ▴	March 10	Claire
February	---	March 17	Raye'chelle
February	---	March	---
February	---	March	---
February	---	March	---

DISCRIPENCIES
bucky's b-day is listed on the amalga high wiki as 9/20, but his canon b-day is 3/10 and HONESTLY he makes better sense as a pisces than a virgo

TONY'S NOTES
uno maybe pisces

POSSIBLY NO BIRTHDAYS LOL
Lucifer Rhiannon Regan Desma Rosemary Sahariel

NEED BIRTHDAYS
Alexis/Brooke (gemini? not b/c TWINS but b/c such different personalities?) Azure (a water sign feels right here) Bianca (air sign lol) Bobbi Cassima Cato (scorpio?) Emily Eric Evan Faith Four Kathleen Keith (virgo?) Leora Mallory (sag?) Maribel Sunny Tegan Tigerah Viktoria

OTHER NOTES the secret language of birthdays